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is this what the kids call anon hate. I mean I did just have the nicest roll of my life but I’m not interested
i find it hard to believe that at no point in Allison's childhood she didn't just go like
Allison, bored: hey Pogo i heard a rumour you told me your biggest secret lol
Pogo, immediately: i watched Master Reginald hide Miss Vanya's powers and drug her so she never found out how powerful she was.
Allison:
Pogo:
Allison: bitch what
Pogo: ok listen-
“You can’t stay in Ravka. The Apparat will try to keep his power. Blame this on all of us. The people will turn on Grisha again. You need to find new allies.”
SHADOW AND BONE | 1x08 No Mourners
Jesper: *draws a pentagram on the floor*
Kaz: What are you doing?
Jesper: You told me to Satanize the house.
Kaz: I said SANITIZE.
Kaz: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Jesper, code name: Been There, Done That. Nina is Currently Doing That. Matthias is It Happened Once in a Dream; Wylan, code name: If I Had To Pick a Dude. Inej is... Eagle Two.
Inej: Oh thank God.
kaz has a sweet tooth the size of the shadow fold but pretends he doesnt because it clashes with the ~intimidating~ vibe he projects
whenever kaz is at wylan and jespers, all the sweets they set out For No Reason In Particular mysteriously disappear. none of them ever acknowledge these occurrences
this comes back to bite them in the ass when wylan walks into his kitchen and sees kaz unknowingly downing his fourth edible in as many minutes